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May 25

c0ffee-craves-me:

shanehelmscom:

Definition of GAME: Telling your woman that she can’t get the “D” unless she cooks for you at 1am. :-)

fuck that, i’ll get the D as in dildo.

Ha! Well damn. :-)

c0ffee-craves-me:

shanehelmscom:

Definition of GAME: Telling your woman that she can’t get the “D” unless she cooks for you at 1am. :-)

fuck that, i’ll get the D as in dildo.

Ha! Well damn. :-)

May 24

Silly Bird vs Ninja Cat

Silly Bird vs Ninja Cat

(via smokeporch)

Nailed it!

Nailed it!

(Source: onlylolgifs, via lolzpicx)

fuckthereallife:

foxinurbrain:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

I relate to this possum on an emotional level.

this is my favorite story on the whole internet


The Awesome Possum!

fuckthereallife:

foxinurbrain:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

I relate to this possum on an emotional level.

this is my favorite story on the whole internet

The Awesome Possum!

(Source: inthelifeofa, via towritelesbiansonherarms)

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I am Hurri-Kann (Hurri of the house of KANN). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

I am Hurri-Kann (Hurri of the house of KANN). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

Love this!!

Love this!!

(Source: robschamberger)

I am Greg-Kann (Greg of the house of KANN). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

I am Greg-Kann (Greg of the house of KANN). Join your own Kryptonian House with the #ManOfSteel glyph creator http://bit.ly/10nsgOy

May 23

I’m not a playa, I just Candy Crush a lot. P

Definition of GAME: Telling your woman that she can’t get the “D” unless she cooks for you at 1am. :-)

Definition of GAME: Telling your woman that she can’t get the “D” unless she cooks for you at 1am. :-)

May 22

A fan-made Hurricane HeroClix. I love when fans do stuff like this. So cool.

A fan-made Hurricane HeroClix. I love when fans do stuff like this. So cool.

Listen to Highway2Helms Here!

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/highway-2-helms/id411197688

Android: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/highway-2-helms

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o19FrTbZ3o&list=UUFxiWEIl_0I3wKS7jJabY_g&index=1

 

Hope you like. Comments and thoughts of course are always welcome. Just try not to be an ass, that’s my job! :-)

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May 21

Land of the Free = Home of the Incarcerated 

Land of the Free = Home of the Incarcerated 

(via disconnectedreality)

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Here’s a clip of me rolling with the East Wake High School Wrestling Team for this weekend’s (May 25th) OMEGA Support the Sport Event. Great group of kids here.